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Murmaider [youtube]3-M1jUYXZ9o&feature=related[/youtube] lyrics There are no fingerprintsDeep under waternothing to tie one to a crimeAnd if you seek vengeanceAll you need are instruments of pain You need your

Seriously, this is easily one of the best Bands that I've ever heard, and their not even a real band. Dethklok stars in the very funny Adult Swim animated TV show Metalocalypse. There are 5 members in the fictional band, but yet in reality, everything is done by 2 people. Brendon Small (one of the main writers for the show, and a comedian by trade) who does all the vocals, guitar work and bass work for the songs, and Gene Hoglan (who drummed for the legendary death metal band Death on their highly influential Symbolic and Individual Thought Patterns albums) who does the drumming. The songs relesed on the bands first "offical album" were merely recreations of some of the mini songs done for the show. Given the fact that only 2 people did the work of 5 band members to create this album, these songs sound incredible.

Murmaider

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There are no fingerprints
Deep under water
nothing to tie one to a crime
And if you seek vengeance
All you need are instruments of pain

You need your

Knives check/rope/dagger/chains/rocks/
Laser beams/acid/body bag

Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider

But beware
For when you quench your blood thirst
Others will seek vengeance on you
And they won't rest
Until you're dead

They'll have their

Shiv check/pipe check/hammer check/
Axe check/subject check/
Location check/desire check/
Vengeance check

Hold your breath swim and strain
Smell the death can't escape
Blood will could drift away
Attract the murders of Mermaids
It's so cold they all know
What you've done you can't run
Vengeance is the law for thee
A thousand leagues below the sea
You've been tracked you've been seen
Murdering the next of kin
Ate their hearts drank their blood
Washed your fins in blackened mud
Now you swim try to hide
Heart beats faster from inside
Thought it was a big charade
Your life is ended by Mermaids

Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider

Swords check/saws check/
Clubs check/claws check/
Hatred check/anger check/
Murmaid check/murder check

Murder/Murder/Mermaid/ Murder

Briefcase full of guts

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Punch your card 'cause your working day has started and you're pushing hard for employee of the month You got your tools of business and They're bloodied by your clients and You're off to work with your Briefcase full of guts

Door to door you are searching for a buyer Who will take the terms of your policy

You got an invitation to their living room You're gonna demonstrate your products privately

You know that

I'm an employee I have a degree I'll fulfill your need I will make you bleed I'll rise to the top Best one on the team Kill outside the box Hold you as you scream

I'll divide you into pieces Sell them back and raise the price Make a profit off your interests You'll increase my sales tonight

I will increase Productivity I must increase Productivity

A.B.K. [4x] (Always Be Killing)

I'm an employee I have a degree I'll fulfill your need I will make you bleed I'll rise to the top Best one on the team Kill outside the box Hold you as you scream

Fansong

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You people out there give us something more than just record sales You give us something to hate And we hate you, you brainless mutants

You hunched and blinded mutants Living in chat rooms You *********e on the sheets Your mothers clean for you

You have lined my pockets Overflowed with gold You're living with your parents And you're 35 years old

You're a bunch of banks That I'd like to rob You're my online cash transaction You're my future stocks

Transfer you like money To a Swiss account Spend you on an impulse buy And zero you all out

Hate [16x]

You sad and putrid losers Complaining on the couch Think you're fucking better than us?' You can't leave your house

Deluded little maggots Fold your arms and frown Go to work and make me money Before I put you down

You're a bunch of banks That I'd like to rob You're my online cash transaction You're my future stocks

Transfer you like money To a Swiss account Spend you on an impulse buy And zero you all out

Hate [16x]

I would like to get some sleep But you keep buying all our things My overhead is way too deep For us to not make all these things

It's way too cynical, you see? Hating what's supporting me I am not you, I thank the gods And if I were, I'd die like dogs

Die [30x] DIE!

You're a bunch of banks That I'd like to rob You're my online cash transaction You're my future stocks

Transfer you like money To a swiss account Spend you an on impulse buy And zero you all out

You're a credit card That I will defile Every time I max you out I get a thousand miles

You're a brand new car That I do not need Wrap you round a telephone pole Shrug it off and leave

Just follow me... Down the elevator... Through the gates... down the stairs... Just keep on walking... through the hallway...

Now open the door...

Thunderhorse

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Face Fisted

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I am be dangerous now Not me hurt When stairs fell down Be pushed by you Me hit head Me nose broke Soon you be dead Soon you be dead

So strong my face is You punch break fingers Kick me you're limping Stab me you're bleeding I am be dangerous now You throwing rock at me Hit eye and it no hurt me I'm strong You're not You're not

I'm making time for fighting I'm clearing time for hitting We'll meet and I will beat you Our schedules permitting I pick out fighting outfit Don't want my pants too tight Need clothes to breath to beat you You'll be beaten down tonight

I'm so fucking tough I'm so fucking tough That's right I'm so fucking tough I'm so fucking tough That's right You're an ugly man You're as dumb as sand Your mom's fucking fat Your mom blew a rat You are a mistake You have sex with cake You think you're so tough You're a living bluff I will put you down I will make you drown I will make you bleed I am filled with speed I cannot feel pain I might be insane I am victory I write history Feel my fist On your face You hate this I feel great

One, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight One, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight

So strong my face is You punch break fingers Kick me you're limping Stab me you're bleeding I am be furious now You say the bad word at me You pull string and trip me I fall down You run You run

I am making time for fighting I think it's time to beat you I think it's good decision That I destroy and teach you You put on very fast shoes And try to run away I'm very strong and last though You're going down today

You're so fucking weak I'm so fucking strong That's right You're so fucking weak I'm so fucking strong That's right You're so fucking weak I'm so fucking strong That's right You're so fucking weak I'm so fucking strong That's right
Blood Ocean

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Time lies trapped inside
Dark minds concubines
Blood Ocean
Crickets cry shriek the night
Trapped ticks rule the mind
Blood Ocean

The land's coagulated
And my mind's incarcerated
But my helmet's ventilated
With the souls of correlated

Though my father's fascinated
With the premises negated
And the night will be berated
With the souls of the deflated

Bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed
Bleed bleed

Blood Ocean
Bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed bleed
Bleed bleed
Blood Ocean

The land's coagulated
And my mind's incarcerated
But my helmet's ventilated
With the souls of correlated

Though my father's fascinated
With the premises negated
And the night will be berated
With the souls of the deflated

You are gonna lose your mind
Tonight in oceans of blood
You are gonna drown and
Die tonight in oceans
In oceans
In oceans
Of Blood

Cracked smile flees the fight
Dark Riders spaced the sight
BLOOD OCEAN
Tamed torch steals the tight
Maimed morch squeals the smite
BLOOD OCEAN

Identity is slated
And my pantry is depleted
But my hand husk has been crated
For my families all have fainted
And they sink but are not sated
And the screech of homeless hated
And I know the nameless mated
On the tip of frigid fated

I know who you are
I know who you are

You are gonna lose your mind
Tonight in oceans of blood
You are gonna drown and
Die tonight in oceans
In oceans
In oceans
Of Blood
Blood Ocean
Blood Ocean
Blood Ocean
Blood

Murdertrain a Comin'

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Here comes the soul collecting train of murder a-comin'
It longs to take your putrid blackened soul away from you

Your face will leave your rotting head, in the early morning
Your guts will leave your corpse, your spine will break and crack in two

It cannot be stopped
The train is fueled by chopped bodies
Filled with sorrow
There is no tomorrow

Ticket is your life
Ended by a knife
Called the murder train
Eternity of pain

Oh yeah, you know what I'm talking about

There is no escape but death
Your life is just
A murder train a-comin

Now play me some blues
(plus some hidden stuff)

Detharmonic

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I want to keep my money

And give away absolutely nothing

To the government who moderates my spending

And obliterates depending on the time of the year

brutality is near

in the form of income tax

I'd rather take a fucking axe

to my face, blow up this place

with you all in it, I'd do it in a minute

If I could write off your murder

I'd save all of my receipts

because I'd rather you be dead

than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year

I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home

I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant

I'd rather you be dead

I'd rather you be dead

Prepare the laser-beam

I'm gonna use it tonight

Engage the laser-beam

It's gonna end your life

I'm gonna use it tonight

If I could write off your murder

I'd save all of my receipts

because I'd rather you be dead

than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year

I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home

I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant

I'd rather you be dead

Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle (animated version)

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Do you folks like coffee? Real coffee? From the hills of Colombia?

The Duncan Hills will wake you From a thousand deaths A cup of Blackened Blood (Die, Die) You're dying for a cup

Guatemalan blend Ethiopian French vanilla roast (Die, Die) You're dying for a cup

Prepare for ultimate flavor You're gonna get some-- NOW! And scream for your cream

Duncan Hills Duncan Hills Duncan Hills Coffee

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